- If you get a tattoo in college, you’re out of the inheritance.
- A five year old can make a song out of anything (aka: beans and stinky rice! beans and spice! stinky kinky winky dinky you’re weird stinky! )
- Don’t take too much colloidal silver.
- Good pencils are hard to find.
- Dad can’t give permission for food or computer time.
- The piano is an instrument of angels and an instrument of torture simultaneously.
- Same goes for the violin.
- Winter gardens don’t work.
- If you want peace and quiet within the next two hours, don’t mention any of the following around my sister: Scarlet O’hara, Gone With The Wind, cats, or the Nancy Drew movie.
- Beans and rice are a complete protein.
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